Take one of my cats, I will pay you 5 bucks, and throw in a can of cat food.

For real, if you are the Vermont area, and want or need a cat and can provide a good home, let me know. I have three and they are ridiculous. One has been my cat for years, and the other two just kinda showed up. Got a baby on the way, and really could do with one less orphan cat. They are babes, but as they say, all good things must come to an end.